Trivial Portal

Help Trivial Portal

Syntax: cast 'trivial portal'

Ever felt that pang of desperation when your transportation spell brings
you to that aggro room instead of your favorite leveling mobs? Or that
nasty feeling of disorientation when your portal WHOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!es you
to yet another exotic locale? No more!

TRIVIAL PORTAL is a 100% Success Guaranteed spell that takes you safely
and securely to the room you're currently in. No more mistakes, no more
discomfort, just hassle-free travel!

(For our more intrepid adventurers, you might just find
'help trivia
portal'
a little more useful.)